OH SHI-.....BIG KNIFE.

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OH SHI-.....BIG KNIFE.

Posted by azteca89 - July 20th, 2007

When I found it in my car,I thought to myself,"Did this car belong to some murderer?" I went to go wash my car,you know the usual.I was done cleaning my car from the outside, then got the vacuum and started cleaning the interior.I was cleaning the back seats and under them.After that, I vacuumed under the front seats.Cleaned the driver's,then when I was vacuuming under the passenger's seat, when something sharp poked my hand.I looked under and found this big ass rusty knife.It is 15 inches long in total.The blade is 10 inches long.What should I do with it?keep it or be a good boy and give it to my parents?

OH SHI-.....BIG KNIFE.

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enquencle 2007-07-20 22:08:28

Wow, nice story, i wonder how that got in there XD.
That thing is pretty big.
I cant imagine your face when you found it.

Anyways, nice userpage, nice posts. One of my faves :D

azteca89 2007-07-20 22:08:28

Why thank you.Yeah I almost got a heart attack when I found it.Thanks also for the comments of my user page.Appreciate it : )

gregaaron89 2007-07-21 03:11:35

Is that rust or... BLOOD?! ZOMG THERE'S A KILLER ON THE LOOSE!

azteca89 2007-07-21 03:11:35

It might be both.Wait I was framed!

Pugberto 2007-07-21 07:11:27

All I say is what s it doing there?

azteca89 2007-07-21 07:11:27

Like I said,my car might of belonged to some murderer.No wonder it was really cheap.

Chaz 2007-07-21 15:59:57

Give it to your 'rents cause if they find that shit ni your bedroom they'll use it on you.

azteca89 2007-07-21 15:59:57

Great now you got me all paranoid now.Not gonna sleep today.

Nintendoughnut 2007-07-21 16:18:59

Keep it, it looks cool. Just make sure noone finds it and think you're the murderer.

azteca89 2007-07-21 16:18:59

Yeah I don't want that,I'm already framed for being a rapist : o

Lost-Wisdom 2007-07-23 16:51:09

If you turn this into a thread, I can bet on you you'll get a whole lot of better answers than this. Trust me. <3

azteca89 2007-07-23 16:51:09

Yeah I was planning to,but it was going to eventually die.I don't really care about getting answers,I just wanted to show the knife I found.I'm keeping it of course.Thanks for the advice though : )

The-DeadDuck 2007-07-23 17:00:20

You should definitely keep it. You could put it back in car, and keep it there.

azteca89 2007-07-23 17:00:20

Yeah just hope the cops won't stop me.Then I'm fucked.

bearwasdead 2007-07-24 03:05:36

that is one awesome knife.

azteca89 2007-07-24 03:05:36

Yeah but a little rusty,just need some sandpaper.

BlueHippo 2007-07-24 12:05:36

try throwing it in the air and catching it with your teeth!

azteca89 2007-07-24 12:05:36

Yeah and if I'm successful,booyah!!! I got a gig.

simon 2007-07-25 02:48:19

Ship that thing to me!

I'm sure I could make some good use of that!

azteca89 2007-07-25 02:48:19

Well alright,as long as you don't go emo with it,haha just playing :P Nah man I need it,especially when I live in a gang infested neighborhood.

GotWeez 2007-07-27 00:24:16

You should keep it, and if you have any nudie mags, put it with them... I'm sure thats a safe place... Other than that, you can lift the felt in the trunk of the car to put it under there!

azteca89 2007-07-27 00:24:16

Sounds like a good idea to put it in the nudie mags,but if they discover my stash I don't know what will they be more shock about,the porn?or the knife?The second idea sounds like a good bet.

Skullkid700 2007-07-27 00:52:03

Keep it.
Keep it where the previous owner kept it.

And then, when you are driving your friends around, say to them "Hey, can you get my pen, it fell under your seat."

Haha!

But yeah, that is a pretty kool knife.
Don't go getting in trouble. ^-^

azteca89 2007-07-27 00:52:03

I guess I'll put it under the seat and scare the shit out of my friends.Yeah,don't get in trouble,I'll keep that in mind.Gotcha.Hope the cops won't pull me over though.

Mechabloby 2007-07-27 13:43:56

It's cute.

Can I keep it? :3

azteca89 2007-07-27 13:43:56

Yeah it's really cute,especially with that rust and bloodstains.

shadow-king94 2008-01-07 19:58:25

thats things huge!

darknessthehedgehog 2008-01-31 15:38:38

hmm.. maybe if you grab a few REAL hand gernades maybe you can solve this iraq shit out!

Shark71 2008-04-12 22:29:24

Dude holy shit! I hope I find a big-assed knife in my car! Sharpen it and get a sheath for it! Some rust remover too and you're set!

OH SHI-.....BIG KNIFE.

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